Morocco
Ssalamu' lekum
..............meaning: hello but with a God be with you, God is with you, God loves you type cannotation.
HOLY SHIT. What an amzing country. It is the land of bitter-sweet, sweet and sour........ sauce aigre-douce.
(I am writing this on a very funky keyboard so it is long, arduous, and I can't find most of the proper grammatical symbols.......like exclamation marks)
Most people in the bigger cities are straight up crooks. They prey and feed on tourists and all of the warnings are true. They flock towards you and offer everything at exaggerated prices or offer to help guide you but later ask for money. They are street professional that manipulate you and that have an unkeen sense and power of making you feel bad because they "seem" so sympathetic and friendly but are really full of shit.
Now that that's said, Morocco is incredibly beautiful and is so shocking in environment and culture that it will for sure be easily remembered from this trip. You learn quickly via getting swindled but then you have to roll with the punches, and not let it ruin the experience. After a few days of seeing how things work like: everything has a tourist tax and you must bargain everything.........everything even food, water, clothing, even hotels or camping spots, bus fare, watch out for guys that sell fake bus tickets right outside the appropriate bus, and the worst are the guides. There are the faux guides that aren't official guides that can bring you to one place totally out of the way and secluded and then charge you three times the price to get back or leave you there, or they can be really sympathetic and cool and become true friends, and there's the official guides which are total dicks and just want money.
Word of advice, steer clear of the big cities and just trust your instincts; the face
tells all (crosseur ou bon mec). In Morocco you just have to take your time and everything will be fine. You hurry, you pay. You just have to say Inch Allah, which is always used in the spoken language and it means: we'll see; let things go by; I hope; but it really means is, we'll see if God will allow it.Also very important, since the water is tainted and there is no toilet paper in any toilet, all you need here is (pic right).
70% of people in Morocco speak and thus identify as being Berber, in contrast to the remaining Arabic speakers. The small towns and secluded areas are usually run by simple, tranquil, sympathetic, and amazing people, the Berbers............unfortunately the Arabs are usually more crooked.
So....................................
Chefchaouen
After arriving in Tangier, I took the bus straight to Chefchaouen in the Rif
mountains. It's a charming city with blue and white walls everywhere in the medina (central square with merchants in all cities) (pic left). The streets are always super tight and facilities always limited like the spectacular turkish style toilets (hole in the ground). The hotel I stayed in in town was nice and clean and cost about 5 bucks canadian a night for a dorm room with hot shower (pic right).I wanted to go trekking in the hills so I combo'd some clothes witha guide and got screwed cause the guide ended up bringing me to other people at an auberge in the mountains and I had to pay them separately, but, they were really awesome people; truly good hearted. So I wanted to go see the pont de dieu, which is an arch type bridge
naturally made by erosion and water but only ended up about 500 metres
from it after 4 hours of hard trekkng cause my guide was sick and sprained his ankle. Really f'n sucks cause I went into the mountains strictly for that and didn't see it but the trek was amazing nontheless (pic right). We also saw the cascades and swam in the glacial and refreshing spring water (pic left). Another Moroccon technique, guide is supposedly 250 Dirhams, or Dh, (= 35$) a day, but then, you find out you need to pay 100 Dh for food then you need atleast 50 Dh for a porteur to bring the cookware and go back to get help if accidents happen, and of course tips (usually 15%). So....... one day of trekking 4 hours to and 4 back, with food cost me $75. Too much but I learned. You do need the guides though to get around the unmarked trails and speak with the people. They are like a multipass.The auberge that I slept at was amazing. Very secluded in the mountain with
everything you need in the garden, fresh spring water rolling down the mountain side, unbelievable views (pic left of me laying down looking over the vast steep terrain).....completely self-sustainable, simple, and refreshing to see people living like that. They prepared the food, like huge Berber omelettes and Tangines (kind of vegetable and chicken stew with many spices.........really tasty).You eat everything with your hands, or bread in your hand, from a large platter in the middle of the table. Everyone (the men) eats together with their right hand since the left hand is to wipe yourself after number 2 business.
Criffe de Kif du Rif
Morocco is known for its major export of Hashish, n'est ce pas? Well, the Rif mountains are the

place where the marijuana or Kif is pretty much all grown. The lush green mountainside looks like small evergreens or other shrubs and regular greeneries but no.......it is pot (pic left). You see the mix of wheat and pot.......harvest as any other (pic right).The Erg Chebbi
After some hard times, but meeting great people, I used my new contacts to go to the desert. The beautiful and rare Golden Dunes of the Erg Chebbi, near Merzouga, in the middle of
Morocco, on the eastern border, about 30 km from Algeria. The best part is that I met 2 awesome dudes from St. Bruno (Pascal and Jonathan, pic right) on the bus and told them I was going to the desert, and we ended up travelling all over together for almost 3 weeks now. It is so much more fun in Morocco, and in general, to travel with other people, especially with similar backgrounds.We got to Merzouga, set up at an auberge, then hit the dunes with the
dromaderies (pic left with our guide Mohammed) towards an oasis where we
spent the night. You can't travel during the day since it's too hot in the desert, so only before 10 am, and after 5 pm. It took 2 hours to get to the oasis and my crotch was yearning but check it out (pic right). We had great food and our great hosts Mohammed and Mustafah, 19 and 21 years old respectively entertained with the tam-tams and singing, and the stars in the friggin middle of the desert.......mindnumbing. Check out the videos on my Snapfish account from Morocco.......you get to see the our hosts playing and singing and smiling..........just amazing memories.
We also had some snowboards at the oasis so we hit the dunes. H
ard at first cause there's more friction but with speed it's OK (pic left of Pascal). And here's my buddy Montgomery, the dromadery (pic right).
We slept in gites, big nomad Berber tents made
of dromadery wool (pic left). We also had plenty of tea (pic right) as is always important in Moroccon culture for invitation and discussion and just relaxing. All in due time.After one night in the desert, we needed to unwind and chill some more so after comin
g back the
next morning to the auberge via dromadery, we hung out and slept during the day and walked back through a windstorm (pics left + right) to the oasis the same evening to spend two more nights. This way we payed no guide or dromadery, and it cost 300 Dh a night ($45) for three great meals, bottled water, good people, entertainment, and total piece of mind.I have so many gorgeous pictures of the dunes but here are some of my favourites. They were taken on our way back from the oasis at sunrise, so you can see the shade on one side of the dunes and sun on the other.


The High and Middle Atlas
D
ry mountain ranges with gorges and open rugged terrain in central Morocco. Joe Pascal
and I then slowly made our way through Todra Gorge, that is split by a river spring (pic left of people filling up from spring source) and we camped on the rocky floor of the parking of a secluded auberge in the gorge (pic right). You can see the auberge in the middle of the picture and there's nothing else for 15 km.
We hiked a bit (pic left + right) and got on our way the next day. It is so hard
for transport around these parts. We went 15 km the 1st day to the Gorge, 15 the next to Tamtattouche (Tamtattouche........ca me touche), and 80 km the day after to Imilchil in 4 hours because it is really through the mountains and there's hardly a road.
So Tamtattouche was at an auberge (pic left view from auberge) for anot
her night and it was a very simple town but with beautiful kasbahs, then through the mountains in a minibus (pics right). We then stayed in Imilchil which is the 2nd highest city in the High Atlas at 2800 metres. We met a french girl that had stayed for 4 months there, and could give us a lift the following day to our next destination. So we stayed at her place and left the next morning.

There is also a legend of two lovers from different Berber tribes from the mountains around Imilchil. They weren't allowed to see each other because of bad blood between the tribes so they wept so much and each made a lake. (pic of girls' lake above)
Les Cascades d'Ouzoude
These are the nicest falls in Morocco (pic left) and they're usually crystal clea
r but the day before we got there it rained so all of the mud in the mountains cluttered the water brown. There are auberges and camping all the way down the river with many trails and cafes (pic right) to chill, have a tea, and go swimming. We actually went swimming behind the fall on the pic on the right and splendoured in the hidden grotto.
The camping was awesome as we slept on the terrace (pic left) and lounged around for 3 days
because we were all a little sick. We got our first taste of alcohol in Morocco which was made from the figs from the area. It is a local drink that is 60% alcohol and thus packs a punch. BUT, we weren't sick from the alcohol
per say, but from the figs...........Figs usually do what to your digestive system?...........exactly.........clean the pipes............thus a concentrated fig alcohol distillate gave us the major mud slides for 3-4 days. There are also some monkeys all over the place that try to steal food cause silly tourists usually give them some (pic right). It's amazing to see how lush and tropical this area was........Amazon like.
Essoueira
After the relaxing times of the falls, we hit the African music festival on the atlantic coast fising + port city of Essoueira (Essoueira.....ca ira). It feels like being at the montreal jazz fest but not at all really. It's nice to be back on the coast. The beach
is pretty nice, and jam packed (pic left) but it is 98% men......no joke..........even with the tourists.......islamic women really aren't allowed to have jobs.......they make clothing and carpets and other stuff, and take care of the children, that's about it. Atleast they come out at night for some music. It is pretty hard of not seeing any women around. Morocco kinda sucks for that.......I think I'll have a sensual overload from the topless beaches when I get back to Spain.
The music is amazing though. The bands and instruments and crowds going crazy...
.....really good vibe. The town and medina are also really cool and relatively clean. Go check out the videos from my Snapfish account and you'll see that the music is really cool and everyone dances here.......see pic right.
Well I'll leave you at that............I take off for Marrakesh tomorrow, spend 2 hours, (Marrakesh....Arnakesh) and then night train up to Tangier to take the ferry back to Spain with Joe and Pascal..........Inch Allah



















